- Boy: Did it hurt
- Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
- Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
Brand New - The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
blindbombshell asked: What happened to the Teflon Tight End?
I assume you’re talking about plumbing, so here you go all your teflon questions answered!
http://plumbing.about.com/od/basics/qt/Teflon-Tape-How-To-Use-Teflon-Tape.htm
Please Reload Webpage In 31.69 Years To See Results
Big universes. Big numbers. How do we make sense of billions? Our brains just aren’t wired to do it, although we’ve seen some pretty amazing ways that we measure stuff on those largest scales.
A weatherman in Belgium has set up the Billion Second Clock. It will count up to 1,000,000,000 in seconds. Which will take 31.69 years. That’s a big number.
You can send a message to the future, too! I said “I hope you’re all being nice to each other. Have we put a guy on Mars yet?”
(↬ Let’s count to one billion seconds, unfortunate use of Comic Sans at the link)
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Don’t tempt the anons.
Yellow Ledbetter- Pearl Jam
(Source: vamphorrorstory)
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No anon, I have not.
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HAD ONOUGH????
How much do you wanna bet that this is a 74 year old vietnam veteran who thought george w bush was a godsend, is against gay marriage and owns more than 3 guns? I bet he is…
What’s wrong with owning guns?





